The 5 Stages of Pupper Grief
The past two weeks have been a roller coaster of emotions for pupper Kevin, as his dad Max has been out of the country. After all, 14 days in hooman time is about 3 years in pupper time. Here are the 5 stages of pupper grief Kevin has exhibited.
At this stage, the pupper will show signs of confusion and delusion. Thinking to himself, “Oh, my hooman will be back in a few minutes!” or, “my hooman would never leave me alone! I’m sure they were just kidding about leaving the country!”
In this stage, the pupper will show signs of frustration and fear. Here you can see Kevin frantically informing everyone in the office that is hooman has gone missing.
In this stage, the pupper will show signs of forgetting his former hooman’s existence and accepting a new hooman as its own. Although this stage is the shortest of the five, it is incredibly impactful for the pupper.
In this stage, the pupper will use any form of distraction to take his mind off of his favorite hooman, Max. Unfortunately, this causes the rest of the office to also be distracted.
In this final stage of grief, the pupper shows signs of understanding and patiently awaits his hooman’s return. “Come home soon, Max,” he barks, “I’ll be right here waiting.”
On behalf of all of Tellwell, Max, PLEASE COME HOME.
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